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ilyas sachairin ([personal profile] starpact) wrote2015-10-13 12:00 am

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heavyhitter: (gonna touch it)

@TARANTO, someday

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2016-11-25 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
heavyhitter: you traded me away long gone (with a shower of yeahs and whatevers)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2016-11-25 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)
they got that dad vibe you know
beards or plaid shirts or rolled up sleeves
i mean not all at once or that's just a lumberjack

whatever point is hit mission pause and stop by with me
heavyhitter: (count your bones one by one)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2016-11-25 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
what the fuck are you

oh my god
who IS this
heavyhitter: see you next tuesday (you call me up and had the nerve to say)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2016-11-25 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
this is like the opposite of loki
how'd i pull off messaging the polar opposite of a person
heavyhitter: beefs of any kind, now accepting all beefs (on the lookout for beefs)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2016-11-25 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
listen
the point is still hot dads
whoever you are come dad watching with me
heavyhitter: (now look at me in all my glory)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2016-11-25 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
whoa look at you getting saucy, jumping right in with both feet huh
heavyhitter: (i'll think of you and probably laugh)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2016-11-25 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
come on don't back down now, it's ok to admit there are things more important in life than alastair's mission
heavyhitter: you got away with murder (you got a way with words)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2016-11-25 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
probably due to limited imagination, common problem
guess what i can help with that
heavyhitter: (i told u about chili dogs bro)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2016-11-25 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
i told you, whole foods
just look for the dad vortex
heavyhitter: (yeah you'd hand your life to me)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2016-11-25 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah definitely
also it's on sutter road that might help too
fateality: (what's up hotshot)

audio; un: cardmaster

[personal profile] fateality 2016-11-25 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, pup. You didn't forget about our little wager last night, did you?
fateality: (stacked the deck)

[personal profile] fateality 2016-11-25 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, c'mon now. We had ourselves a friendly game between us. We made an agreement, and somebody owes me a little payment. [because he DOESN'T LOSE]

So I suppose the question is: how do you intend to pay me?
fateality: (A S H E R pls)

[personal profile] fateality 2016-11-25 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm a little hurt that you don't quite recall.

Well, it did go up to about 150 gornaks. You do have it, don't you?
fateality: (insert shitty laugh)

[personal profile] fateality 2016-11-25 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, you seem to be lackin' a memory in a lot of places, friend.

Let's not fuss over the details of what I would necessarily do with the money. Instead, you should be more worried about what you owe.

But I think I can cut you some slack if you can think of another way to pay me, then I might be convinced to knock the amount down a little.
fateality: (the devil's song)

[personal profile] fateality 2016-11-25 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Depends on what you got in mind. Make me an offer, and I'll tell you what it's worth to me.
fateality: (how about nah)

[personal profile] fateality 2016-11-25 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
You're killin' me here, pup.

C'mon, give me something. You can tell me a story. Do a trick for me. Something.
fateality: (sore loser)

[personal profile] fateality 2016-11-25 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[DRAMATIC SIGH]

Fine. Tell you what: in the future, at some point, you owe me a small favor. That sound all right?
fateality: (lady luck etc etc)

[personal profile] fateality 2016-11-25 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Much obliged. I promise to make it good.

[it'll be something shady, probably]