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[starpact]

username: IMARAILA

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[starpact]

[ there are so many questions here. but most importantly ......... ]

how can you tell that they're " dads " specifically

[heavyhitter]

they got that dad vibe you know
beards or plaid shirts or rolled up sleeves
i mean not all at once or that's just a lumberjack

whatever point is hit mission pause and stop by with me

[starpact]

can a lumberjack not also be a dad it does not seem like those would be mutually exclusive qualities
also what is the goal here.

[heavyhitter]

what the fuck are you

oh my god
who IS this

[starpact]

you're the one who messaged me sorry i thought you knew what you were doing

[heavyhitter]

this is like the opposite of loki
how'd i pull off messaging the polar opposite of a person

[starpact]

context isn't really your specialty is it

[heavyhitter]

listen
the point is still hot dads
whoever you are come dad watching with me

[starpact]

surely there's a better way to spend your time than just watching them

[heavyhitter]

whoa look at you getting saucy, jumping right in with both feet huh

[starpact]

i only meant that it wouldn't amount to much as you presented it

[ ......... ]

in terms of alastair's mission.

[heavyhitter]

come on don't back down now, it's ok to admit there are things more important in life than alastair's mission

[starpact]

that's probably true but somehow i don't believe that dadwatching falls into that category

[heavyhitter]

probably due to limited imagination, common problem
guess what i can help with that

[starpact]

common [ :/!!! ]

fine where exactly am i going then

[heavyhitter]

i told you, whole foods
just look for the dad vortex

[starpact]

is that actually an accurate descriptor.

[heavyhitter]

yeah definitely
also it's on sutter road that might help too

[starpact]

alright